Sorry I’m not much of a baker. Instead I will be leaving out for you a bag of Trader Joe’s Brownie Crisp. A full bag, mind you. I hope you like them, they’re kinda like a brownie but thin, crisp and crumbly with chocolate chips and chunks. Vegan and gluten-free too.
Normally, I’m a soft-and-chewy-cookie type of person. The only reason why I even like TJ’s Brownie Crisp is that I can dunk them into a glass of cool, refreshing non-dairy milk. They’re somehow better that way. While the first bag was great, the second bag only had a couple of whole pieces, all the rest were already broken and my dunking plans unexpectedly averted. I had to use a fork to fish out the small pieces to resume dunking.
Santa, I’ve been really good. But if your bag of crispy brownie cookies is full of crumbles, 1. it’s not my fault and 2. they’re perfect as a topping for ice cream. So I also left out a pint of coconut milk ice cream for you. No worries if it’s a little melty by the time you get to it – it’ll be like a milkshake (I know this from experience). Thanks Santa and happy holidays!
Trader Joe’s Vegan Food Smackdown